Here we go again

Hey! I don't really think there's anyone fervently checking this anymore, but this is the reason I now post. There is a group of malicious poachers settled in the savannas of Africa that have a main purpose in life to take advantage of innocent giraffes who are very cute and large. The poachers see value in animals with long necks because they assume a relationship between the giraffe's long neck and large profits, though this is entirely illogical. In order to maximize their profits and not get caught by police enforcement, coppers, or po-po, they have brought into utilization a machine so vile, so terrible, so technologically advanced and somewhat shiny (depending on what model you get because the more luster the machine has the greater it's potential wealth and possibility of crows feeling the need to thieve it, although that's aside the point), so immensely mad that they brought it into utilization. The machine emits a wave with a special frequency and amplitude that exactly taps into the brains of innocent humans who were once thinking about giraffes to make them... stop thinking about giraffes. I post this so that we can once again bring giraffes into existence. Bring them from that undefined realm of not being thought of and therefore poached to the more so defined realm of being thought of and not poached. Save their lives and their valuable tusks that would otherwise be sold for ivory. I post this for one cause and one cause alone (not counting the other causes I post this, of course). Emancipate Two Giraffes.