The Ultimate Question

So Virginia, I have now realized that your though bubble does include a canoe. Now to explain why I didn't see that was because I thought it was a broom with wings. (If you can't tell, I enjoy Harry Potter very much.) But then I remembered that you don't really like Harry Potter, so why would you be thinking of that! Which led to wonder why you don't like probably one of the greatest series ever writen! So the ulitmate question is: Virginia, why do you not enjoy Harry Potter, a well written and non-teenish book?