Yummy!!!!

In the world there are many flightless birds, but no of them as useful and tasty as the chicken. Chicken. Just saying the word makes my stomach rumble. Chicken is so delicious and juicy and amazing. Chicken is like a wonder food. It is versatile, that you can basically eat chicken with everything. Chicken is good cooked all different ways. From frying to grilling to roasting to broiling. Chicken is used in so many other ways too! People eat it with waffles! They make hot dogs out of chicken! (which is super gross btws) But generally chicken is AWESOME!

Think about it when ever someone asks what some sort of meat tastes like the common response is chicken. Now I know some people say that’s because chicken is versatile and no one really knows what it tastes like. But really that’s a load of crap! Everyone says stuff tastes like chicken because they want everything to taste like chicken. Like honestly can you think of anything better than chicken? Oh how do snake taste… well it probably tastes like crap but people still eat it cause everyone says it tastes like chicken! I personally would not eat snake except people keep saying it tastes like chicken, so of course I want to eat because there is a possibility that something out there can be as good as chicken. ( Which is probably not true because chicken is so freaking good!) So next time you want to eat ostrich or some obscure animal, and you ask someone how it taste. Please remember that nothing can really taste as good as chicken! Nothing will ever take the place of this wonder food in our hearts. Some may say milk or eggs are the best for you because they are complete something or others and have a whole but-load of good crap in them and blah blah blah blah. But remember nothing and when I say nothing I mean absolutely nothing! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!! Will ever be as good a chicken!   

We thank you chicken for being the best flightless bird ever created!